Lazy Susan: Spin the Chef
I built a dinner table where the Chef tries to kill me with a pepper. I can send it back.
I'm Sihan Teng (DSSDM).
I build things.
Selected work 2025–2026
I build desktop tools, phone apps, games, and things that help me build the next thing.
I built a dinner table where the Chef tries to kill me with a pepper. I can send it back.
I send a file with a short code. Nobody has to make a cloud folder about it.
I put agent sessions and Spotify lyrics in the notch. The missing pixels have a job now.
I keep the receipt, the budget, and the family ledger together. The spending still happens.
I write Markdown, then present the same file as slides. One document is enough to maintain.
I built a property game with auctions, trades, and tactical cards. Rent remains the villain.
I listen to YouTube without watching it. The video gets blurred. The lecture continues.
One sentence, a folder of flat drawings, and a few tweens. How strange small games get made, and which part of the bill just got smaller.
The message dies before anyone reads it, the interview runs when hiring is not the point, and almost nobody will hire a new graduate.
Traffic, housing, elevators, street manners, and a “top-tier” mall that still feels mid — notes from living in Hangzhou.